Hello and welcome to my fiefdom.
As the title says on this pages you'll find my attempt at serious trolling. That is talking about serious topics in a tongue-in-cheek manner. Or an earnest attempt at trolling. You decide which of the two it is.
The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer.
—Oscar Wilde, inventor of the Wiki.